Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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