what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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