do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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