i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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