it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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