This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We are two peas in an std pod
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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