I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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