the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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