we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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