i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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