I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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