I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
The ass gains better be worth it
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