She's JV to your varsity
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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