Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
