dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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