literally had 100 drinks last night.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
This is the high leading the old right now
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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