Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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