She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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