I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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