I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip