I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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