Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Do vagina's smell?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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