I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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