He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
