Sorry, I don't speak sober.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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