a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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