Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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