Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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