just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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