Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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