It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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