Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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