1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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