I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My ass is underappreciated
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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