Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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