I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
