yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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