Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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