Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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