there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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