I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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