Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm getting married
To pizza
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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