Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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