I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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