please come you make the beer taste better
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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