if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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