So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Can I color on your dick again?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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