After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Randomize