im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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