I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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