Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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