roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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