i think i have herpe
just one?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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