they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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